We moved into our new place without putting the locks back on the toilet seats. “Pierce is older now. We will not need them.” I thought.
Very. Bad. Thinking.
I found my son standing over the toilet, his mouth sucking on a twisty straw which he had been dipping in the toilet water.
Mom fail.
What was I supposed to do with this?? I was clueless. I washed his hands, and tried splashing a little water in his mouth. Because we all know water splashing takes the germs away!
And so seems to go my mom life. I try, but I fail, over and over again. . .