Wake up at an ungodly hour,
spray a generous amount of dry shampoo in your jungle of hair,
feed the wild things,
wash peanut butter off the walls for the third time,
start a load of laundry that you will never finish,
kiss a boo-boo,
break up a fight,
make a meal that everyone is going to complain about,
pick up the socks,
change another booty,
pick up toys,
