15. It seemed like a good time to ask about puberty.
16. I couldn’t find my phone … I was talking on it.
17. My son got a fever on the way to the car.
18. My daughter’s underwear was too “elastic-y.”
19. My dog, who just went out, decided to pee on the floor.
20. My son found the pee … with his foot.
21. My kids were fighting over what radio station I would get stuck listening to.
22. I couldn’t find one of my kids, he/she was waiting in the car.
23. My daughter changed 13 times until she felt she was wearing something that said, “I’m fashionable, but not so chic that I can’t meet someone for fro-yo.”
24. We couldn’t find the cat, she was sleeping in the cabinet with the pots and pans.
25. My kids bumped heads getting into the car.
26. My daughter realized she forgot to put on underwear and she was wearing a skirt.
27. My kids were fighting over whose tongue is longer.
28. I couldn’t find my glasses, they were on my head.
29. My daughter wanted to draw this picture for you. You better love it!
30. My son fell out of the car while getting into the car.
