Seriously! Maybe you should stop talking!
Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.
I remember in our hospital discharge class, the nurse saying “You need to abide by that 6-week rule because you are NEVER more fertile than right after you’ve had a baby! So if you don’t want to be back here in 10 months, don’t have sex!” A couple of days post-c-section and feeling like I was gonna DIE with every step I took, that was enough for me! LOL.
Here’s the whole hilarious list of questions!
I’ve got to add that last one to my list of favorites, too…although I still have YEARS to go until I can tell you whether or not it’s true! LOL. Kind of.
Which question cracked you up the most?