This poor dad had to take a BREATHALYZER TEST to prove to the cops that he wasn’t driving his kids around drunk, but was, in fact, just a bonafide sympathetic puker. WHY the puke-covered kid in the back seat of the car who “continues to barf” wasn’t enough evidence for them, I don’t know!
In the comments of his Facebook post, Ben said that when he finally DID get a hold of his wife, “She had a good laugh about it, and then dealt with the swamped car seat and barfed clothes that I left for her because I couldn’t handle it. She’s amazing.”
Well Stephanie, I am SO GLAD you got your mom’s night out! And Ben? Way to take one…or TEN…for the team! This one has got to go down in parenting history!
You can see Ben’s full Facebook post here. It’s gotten over 160,000 shares from sympathetic and amused parents! 🙂
Hope little Declan is MUCH better and you’ve all recovered, Patterson family!