As you know if you’ve been at it for more than 24 hours, parenting is NOT for the faint of heart. What they don’t tell you in the “What to Expect” books is that the first 6 or 7 months is actually the EASY part. Once you actually have to start DISCIPLINE, things can get really hairy. And also? You’ve better get used to the sound of your own voice repeating the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. So I came up with this list of things moms always say.
Fortunately for modern moms, we have the internet to encourage us and make us laugh when the going gets tough, and few moms on Facebook do that as well as Jen Hatmaker. Friday, the author took to her Facebook page in response to one of her kids who said, “You ALWAYS say that!” Hatmaker came up with a whole LIST of things she and other moms ALWAYS say, and it’s hilarious and spot on! I would add, “PULL UP YOUR PANTS!” to my list of things moms always say…what would you add? And which one is your favorite? Hatmaker’s whole list is below; you can see the original on her Facebook page.