Because I said so. –> I’m losing this battle and this is my last resort (or I’m tired of explaining stuff).
You are the best. –> Millennium mom-speak meaning anything from “you really are the best” to “you are thoroughly average.”
Just a sec. or In a minute –> I’m not stopping what I’m doing or moving from this position until you scream for me again.
Your forehead is cold as ice. –> Get up, get dressed, get the f*&^ to school.
Go ask Dad –> His turn to be the bad guy—mwahahaha.
I love you –> There is nothing on Earth I could love more!
OK, print this and keep it in your purse for a quick reference. In case you wanna say something and don’t know quite how to put it.
You can follow the insanity ON FACEBOOK. And of course, please share these with all the moms who speak the language!
