The Socially Awkward Mama’s Guide to Making Friends

Let’s lay it all out there.

Making new mom friends is the worst.

It’s hard. It’s awkward. It’s the actual worst.

Not only do you have to do the responsible adult thing by making sure your children are developmentally in sync to the point they can “play” with each other–used as an incredibly broad term here, as my 11 month-olds idea of playing is pulling someone’s hair then giving them a bear hug and slobbering on their face…

So you have to allow for…whatever that is, but you also have to like the mom of the kid that your kid likes.

So, to all of you mamas on the brink of friendship with the other humans who also grew tiny humans, this guide is for you. Special nod to those of us who struggle with being that creepy, adult-contact deprived mom who wants to spend the next week together after five minutes of chit-chatting about Costco. It’s going to be okay. Let’s walk through this s l o w l y .

Your Socially Awkward Mom’s Guided to Making Friends

1. Don’t just do that weird, mom talk.

You know the kind. Where you nod in the direction of the little gi…no wait, bo–ah. Gender norms are so 1960’s. That kid is wearing a pink top but has a truck in their hand… Not wanting to offend, you simply ask the open-gendered questions with the killer opening line of…

“How old?”

You then proceed to go over those weirdly specific stats that literally nobody on the face of the planet really, truly wants to hear…but you say them anyways. Every. Dang. Time.

Little Suzy may poop four times a day. She may be eating solids. She may be walking and talking. She may have a lovey named Sid that she carries around 24/7. But that’s not what you need to know if you’re trying to make a new mom friend.

That’s not what you should base this new relationship on.

Skip the pediatrician-esque interview about how much they weigh and how long they nap for. Cut that junk out, now. Go for the gold, mama, and break the ice with one of the following:

— So, do you get out often for playdates or day trips?

— Do you know of any great toddler-friendly activities going on in our area this summer? We’re looking to fill our schedule!

— Do you currently have him/her in daycare? We’re always looking for new friends to hang out with during the week!

Is it kind of forward? Yup. Is that mombie across from you in Target probably in desperate need of adult conversation and willing to roll the dice with you? Yup. Is it worth the gamble of spending one, maybe two hours together at some point in the foreseeable future? Yup.

2. Don’t just make friends with moms who do things the way you do them.

It might sound great at first. Breastfeeding moms will understand you better, will want to hang out at places that are nursing friendly, etc. Or maybe the mom with 2 under 2 doesn’t seem like a good fit, because you just have the toddler and she has a whole second human to take care of. Or maybe you’re a working mom. Maybe you’re home 24/7. Or maybe you’re just not a crunchy mama and you don’t want any of that organic, almond milk, essential oils on the baby kind of life.

That’s fine. You don’t have to do the same stuff to enjoy the same activities.

You’re not marrying this person, you’re just trying to be in the trenches of motherhood with them. We all have our own methods of survival down here, and honestly, you might learn something. Here at ForEveryMom, we call this spirit of celebration Momraderie, because we think us mamas should stick together regardless of their personal parenting preferences.

3. Just be honest.

Are you tired? Tell her you’re tired. Are you missing work? Share that, too. Is your kid in a phase that makes you want to rip your hair out and burn the Wonder Weeks book? Let it out. Level the playing field and remember, every mama has her own struggle, and every mama also has her own areas of victory. Maybe there’s some wisdom there that can be shared, and if not, you can at least sit in the poop-filled mess, together and share in the countdown until bedtime, AKA, every mamas happy hour.

Chelsey Mead
Chelsey Mead
Chelsey is a mama of two, wife, writer, and social justice worker in the Washington DC area. When she’s not chasing her littles or trying to avoid dairy, you can find her working in the anti-trafficking field serving victims. As a two time hyperemesis and postpartum depression survivor, Chelsey was moved by her own moments of motherhood challenges to create a safe space for women to just be. In 2016, she founded The Cold Coffee Diaries - a postpartum community for mamas from all walks of life. Armed with vulnerability, leftover coffee, and spit-up somewhere on her person - she seeks to encourage fellow tiny human raisers to keep their needs and growth a priority.

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