Dad Tweets 5-Year-Old Daughter’s Hilarious Musings; Internet Cry-Laughs

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She should definitely be a lawyer when she grows up.

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DYING

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I FEEL YOU, SISTER.

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(I am so with her on this one!)

Is that hilarious or what? I know she’s only five years old, but I think this little girl is my spirit animal. I kind of actually want to be her when I grow up! Or at least as hilarious as she is. Do you think that can be arranged? With four little female spitfires like this at home, I imagine James Breakwell and his wife find themselves laughing all day long. Add to appreciate little kid honesty and ingenuity especially when it’s hilariously summed up in 140 characters or less!

Best of luck to the Breakwell family as they launch a book and continue to keep us all laughing!

What is one of the funniest things your kid ever said? I’d love to hear about it in the comments.


Jenny Rapson
Jenny Rapson
Jenny is a follower of Christ, a wife and mom of three from Ohio and a freelance writer and editor.

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