82 Dad Jokes to Keep the Laughter Rolling

Dad jokes, those quintessentially corny, pun-laden quips that often elicit a groan before a chuckle, are a staple of paternal humor. While they might not always earn high marks for originality, their charm lies in their simplicity and the joy they bring to everyday moments. Here’s a collection of 82 dad jokes so timeless, they’re guaranteed to add a bit of light-hearted fun to your day.

82 Dad Jokes for Endless Chuckles

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.


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