Knock-knock jokes have been a staple of humor for decades, delighting both young and old with their clever wordplay and simple punchlines. Whether you’re looking to entertain a crowd, bring a smile to someone’s face, or just pass the time with some good old-fashioned fun, this compilation of knock knock jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone.
1. The Classic Introduction
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. The Name Game
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
3. The Animal Antics
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do!
4. The Foodie Fun
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
5. The Misunderstanding
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!
6. The Play on Words
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
7. The Musical Moment
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
8. The Literary Laugh
Knock, knock. Who’s there?* To. To who? To whom!
9. The Historical Humor
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
10. The Holiday Hum
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
11. The Nautical Nonsense
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo “beep beep,” vroom vroom!
12. The Astronomical Giggle
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know?
13. The Daily Routine
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!
14. The Festive Folly
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Merry Christmas to you too!
15. The Artistic Angle
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canvas. Canvas who? Canvas see I’m locked out? Help me get in!
16. The Confused Comedian
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you forgot my name already!
17. The Cheesy Chuckle
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!
18. The Weather Warning
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who?* Rain or shine, I’m here for a laugh!
19. The Timeless Teaser
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, it’s good for your brain!
20. The Friendly Farewell
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m tired of these jokes!
21. The Inventor’s Ingenuity
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Edison. Edison who? Edison-vent a way to lighten up your day!
