8 Hilarious and True Sleeping Positions for Parents = Exactly Why I Haven’t Slept in 11 Years

Sleeping Positions #6: The Precipice*

There were three in the bed and the little one said roll over… So the tot rolled over and spread themselves out… leaving you wondering how on earth someone so small can take up quite so much bedspace. Your partner seems comfy, your tot certainly is but you’re left hanging off the edge off the bed trying to sleep in the miniscule amount of space left.

Sleeping Positions #7: The Guard Dog

Monsters under the bed and things that go bump in the night? They’re no match for the parent playing guard dog and dozing on the floor whilst holding their child’s hand to reassure them that they are safe and secure.

Louise George
Louise George
Hello - I’m Louise, mummy to two beautiful little girls.  My eldest daughter was born with a complex congenital heart defect which means she has half a working heart and my youngest is heart-healthy.  Our journey as a heart family has been all about stepping out in faith and seeing miracles happen. I blog about parenthood and life as a heart family over at Little Hearts, Big Love and am passionate about raising awareness of congenital heart defects.  You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Pinterest and Instagram.

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